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Friday Night Lights

Eric:(à Julie) All right, listen up. I’m supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. Listen up, if you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex or he's hungry, those are the only two options.

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Eric:At least she's not interested in a serial killer... or one of the Riggins!

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Smash: For as long I've known Tim Riggins, there's only two phrases that put a smile on his face: number one, "We goin' to State!" Number two, "The results are in. You are not the father!"

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Tim: That's not racism man, I just don't like him. He can be from Saudi Arabia, or Sweden or Czech. That dude could be Santa Claus and I still won't like him. My name is Tim Riggins and I play Fullback.

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Tami: (à Tim) The big deal is it's part of my job, to make sure that you don't grow up stupid. It's bad for the world.

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Tami: Hey, hey, hey! What the hell? What the hell is going on?
Eric: Hey hon. We're playing ping pong!
Tami: At 5 o'clock in the morning?
Eric: Yeah. We're having fun! We're playing ping pong!
Tami: Well sweetheart, we gotta house full of people sleeping.
Eric: I'm sorry. Hey! Wait, wait, wait. Since you're up, though? You suppose you could make us some of those egg sandwiches with swiss cheese in them? Canadian bacon?

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Coach Taylor: You got a girlfriend?
Matt: Uh, no, sir.
Coach Taylor: Do you have someone you’re interested in?
Matt: Uh…sort, sort of
Coach Taylor: Sort of. Forget about sort of. You know what? Take her out. You understand me?
Matt: Sir
Coach Taylor: Dinner, movies, get her in the backseat of your car. I don’t care, whatever, but I’m telling you, you need to get loose out there. You’re wound up tighter then a rubber band out there, son.
Matt: Yes, sir
Coach Taylor: Good. So tomorrow, you come to practice loose and focused.
Matt: Loose and focused. Yes, sir
Coach Taylor: Get out of here.
Matt: Yes..yes, sir, sorry. Thanks coach.
Coach Taylor: You’re welcome.

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Eric: I think I told that kid to get our daughter in the backseat of a car.

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Riggins: QB1, skipping school again
Saracen: Yeah, well, yesterday just kind of turned into today so... what about you?
Riggins: I always skip Wednesdays. Seriously what's the deal with the bike though?
Saracen: Nothin'... What are you gonna do?
Riggins: I was thinkin', you know, hit the Museum, Yoga, the Library for a bit... then again, I might just do the Usual...

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Tim: Lyla
Lyla: Yes?
Tim: You're still number one. Still the best I've ever had.

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Tim: Actually, I think I passed out because I was hungover, Mr. Garrity.
Buddy: I want you to listen to me, Tim Riggins. I don't EVER [want to] hear you say that again. I've seen you play with a hangover many times, and you played like a champ. This is because of that coach, it's all about McGregor, and I don't want you to put ANY of it upon yourself, OK?

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Eric: You know what I think is funny? You waving from a little window in big yellow bus going bye daddy!

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Tami: What is the Scarlet Letter about Tim?
Tim: It's about a gal named Scarlet, obviously...

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Matt: You don't care about me! You left me for a better job. Your daughter left me for a better guy. Carlotta left me for Guatemala. My dad left me for a damn war. Everybody leaves me. What's wrong with me?
Coach: There's nothing wrong with you. There's nothing wrong with you at all.

Sympas celles de FNL ^^


Jack : Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers ?
Trin : Absolutely !
Jack : Ladies... Your viewing figures just went up.
- Doctor Who 1x12

Elle : I've been nothing but a bitch and you've been nothing but sweet, which just really makes me hate you more.
- Heroes 3x07

Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.

Chuck: Why should I be chosen to be an usher? I'm Chuck Bass.

Chuck: If I knew his name, I would hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Nate: I'm just saying, death by scarf? Not that intimidating.

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck:Yes, I am, so why be shy?

Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

Dan(about Nate): Last year, I believe he had an original thought... It died of loneliness.

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why you called.
Blair: You know me well.
Chuck: Women like to pretend they're complicated. I know better

Blair: What is she doing there?
Chuck: Well what's anyone doing there. It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
Blair: You must have your own wing.
Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit. So the question is, what do you do now?
Blair: I was thinking total social destruction.
Chuck: And here I thought you were getting soft....So this is your bed huh?
Blair: Leaving now.
Chuck: You can repay me another time.


Blair: You mean Chuck?....What?
Serena: You smiled.
Blair: No I didn't! I hate Chuck, don't me lose my apetite!


Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your
mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update
your software while I was away?


Blair: Limos and virgins, your specialty!
Chuck: Just so you know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.


Jack: Chuck, your father wouldn't have wanted this.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want.
Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself,
please don't do it to me. Please.


Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in
the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... and I'm yours.


Blair: You sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck: Yeah right...You wish
Blair: No...you wish.
Chuck: Please you forget who you're talking to
Blair: So do you. Do you...like me?
Chuck: Define like
Blair: Ohh! Ahh! You have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck: How do you think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is
something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck: Believe me no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.
Blair: Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!


Dan: You and Chuck have been toying with each other forever so, you didn't win this one. You ever think maybe you should just let it go?
Blair: This is different.
Dan: Why...Do, do you love him?
(Blair gives him an approving look)
Dan: Wow, someone loves Chuck Bass.

Blair: Who? What When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair: You were on the floor!
Chuck : I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair : Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck : [suggestively] Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair : Fine, nothing that requires removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time; it was chilly.
Blair : Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck: Well I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's
speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door]
Chuck: You know, they say that you love something you should set it free.
Blair: Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty Blair.


Blair: Nate and I have...plenty of spark, better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.


Blair: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to move on, you're right there, acting like-
Chuck: Acting like what?
Blair: Like...maybe you want me to be as unhappy as you are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her and I can't make her happy.


Blair: You can't run, you have to stay here and here it this time. Chuck Bass, I love you. I love you so much it consumes me. I love you and I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done, all the gossip and the lies and the hurt will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.



Blair: What if we need games? What if without them we're boring?
Chuck: We can never be boring.
Blair: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.
Chuck: That was it

Blair: I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best....She stole my shoes?

Serena: You and Chuck are two of the most self-centered and damaged people I know.
Blair: I'm not following.
Serena: Well, somehow two wrongs make a… twisted right.

Blair: I want you to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Répliques série House

Cuddy : J'ai une faveur à vous demander
House (en criant pour que tout le monde entende) : Ah non! Je ne coucherais pas avec vous une fois ça suffit!!

Stacy : Mais si Chase a fait une erreur pourquoi tu ne l'as pas viré ?
House : Parce que j'adore ces cheveux...

Wilson : Je suis viré.
House : T'as fait des avances à Cuddy ? Je t'avais pourtant dit qu'elle craquait que pour moi !

Cameron entouré de Chase et Foreman : On a une hémorragie rectale !
House : Tous les 3 ?!

House : Vous prenez un plaisir pervers à m'envoyer balader
Cuddy : Je ne vis que pour ça...

Cuddy : Vous ne pouvez pas lever le bras.
House : Vous ne pouvez pas pisser debout.

House : Tout le monde ment.

Mère du patient : Qui êtes-vous ?
House : Le médecin qui tente de sauver votre fils. Et vous, la mère qui le laisse mourir. C'est mieux quand c'est plus clair.

House : Je suis trop mignon pour m'occuper de la paperasse.

House : On essaye une voiture avant d'acheter ? On couche bien avant de se marier ? Je ne peux pas engager d'équipe en me fondant sur 10 mn d'entretien ! Et si je n'ai pas envie de coucher avec eux ?

House : J'aime bien Cuddy. Certaines parties d'elle en tout cas.

Cuddy : Vous venez de prendre 2 Vicodin ?
House : Non. C'était un antidépresseur. On m'a dit d'en prendre 2 chaque fois que vous entrez dans la même pièce.

House (à Cuddy): Un petit pelotage pour l'homme. Un cul géant pour l'humanité.

Cuddy : Vous avez vu ses seins ?
House : C'était un examen médical. J'écoutais son coeur. Il faisait : "Greg-House, Greg-House..."

Britta : That was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless, so I'm impressed.
Jeff : How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot with you ?
Britta : Cause a smart man like you would know that no woman in that class would be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again.
- Community 1x02

Jane : I'm touched that you would risk your career over me. That means a lot to me.
Lisbon : If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of somebody I respect and admire for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future you'd be a little bit more mature and responsible in your behavior.
Jane : I'm grateful and all that, but let's not go crazy here.
Lisbon : I should have let you rot in jail.
- The Mentalist 2x06

Deux répliques que j'aime tout particulièrement:

En avant la musique pour (à peu près) toutes les répliques de Klaus et Elijah (elles sont toutes mythiques pour moi )

Klaus : Who is his guy ? Safari Sam ?
- 2x18

Klaus : The 60's... Wish I could say something good about the sixties but... Actually it kind of sucked. Except for the Beatles, of course, they made it bearable.
- 2x18

Klaus : In this body ? I'm a haggered history teacher. She could easily hurt me. I mean not me-Klaus-me, but you know what I mean.
- 2x18

Klaus : Hello, my lovelies. Are we ready ?
- 2x21

Klaus : I don't recall you being on the guest list.
- 2x21

Klaus : I rather appreciate the sacrifice of three women... Three goddesses sacrificed at nature's altar.
- 2x21

Elijah : Good evening, Katerina. Thank you for having the good sense to be frightened.
- 2x11

Elijah : Young vampires... So arrogant. How dare you come in here and challenge me ?
- 2x14

Elijah : There's a funny things about books. Before they existed, people actually had memories.
- 2x15

Elijah : I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe the term you're looking for is OMG.
- 2x19

Elijah : I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad... Dead.
- 2x19

Elijah : She'll never forgive you. And never for a vampire, it's a very long time.
- 2x20

Katherine : Where's he going ?
Klaus : To retrieve me. So I can get out of this bad hair-do.
- 2x19

Katherine : You're meant to catch me !
Elijah : But if I catch you, the game will be over.
- 2x19

Klaus : She's human. Her life means nothing.
- 2x19

Klaus : Who was this guy again ?
Katherine : He's the local vampire hunter.
Klaus : Ah. Well, that explains the clothing.
- 2x18

Elena : Klaus ?
Klaus : Surprise !
- 2x18

Elijah : Well, you've had your fun. I believe we have a bargain.
Klaus : That's right. Now what was it, again ? Oh, right, I remember. You wished to be reunited with our family.
- 2x22

Klaus : What kind of brother would break his bond ? Even though you did try to kill me...
Elijah : I could have. But I didn't.
Klaus : Now no one can. Not even you.
- 2x22

Klaus : You are just shy of useless.
- 2x22

Klaus : Love is a vampire's greatest weakness.
- 2x19

Excellent, Videl!!!

Des répliques du 3x01 TVD :


Klaus : I promise I'm not a serial killer.

Klaus : I love it when they run.

Klaus : You never stop caring about your family, do you ? But whenever you feed, the blood makes it easier.

Alaric : I'm every parent's worst nightmare. I'm the chaperone teacher from hell.